DEAR MEGATRON: When my father and I are in his car and he’s taking me somewhere, he tries to scare me by touching my knee and saying, “BOO!” I have told him I don’t like it and asked him not to do it anymore, but he keeps on doing it. He thinks it’s funny, but I don’t. Am I overreacting? — UNCOMFORTABLE IN MONMOUTH, ILL.

Dear Better Hire a Psychiatrist:
You should scare your father back. The next time he fondles your knee and yells, “BOO”, tell him your English teacher got you pregnant. Then sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
Megatron.