DEAR MEGATRON: I live with a close friend. Recently a person who knows us both sent out invitations to his wedding. I received one; my housemate did not. Further, there is no “and guest” indicated on my invitation. I feel very uncomfortable about it — and more than a little miffed. What do you think? — UNCOMFORTABLE IN NEW YORK

Dear Got Too Drunk At Last Wedding:
It was cool when I didn’t get invited to Bumbleebee and Jazz’s wedding. And I was fine when when Soundwave got an invitation. But when he invited Johnny Number Five instead of me…that just hurt.
Megatron.