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Tuffy The Turkey Murdering Dog

Posted by Megatron on March 26th
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DEAR MEGATRON: My husband and I feel terrible. Our dog just killed the next-door farmer’s young turkey. We saw “Tuffy” running away, dragging the bird in his mouth. What is the proper way to make this up to the farmer? — EMBARRASSED IN LIBERTY, S.C.

GrrrrrrrDear Turkey Today, Human Tomorrow:
I hate to agree with Optimus but…kill, stuff, and mount Tuffy on your wall. This won’t help the farmer, but it will remind you to never name a pet “Tuffy.”
Megatron.

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