DEAR MEGATRON: We’re middle-class citizens who take care of our homes. Our lawns are neat and trimmed and our flower beds are weeded. Our “stuff” is kept in garages, sheds or in our homes. Last summer a new family moved into our neighborhood. It’s a mess. “Stuff” is all over the place (piles of junk left out over the winter). Since their property backs up to the main road, they don’t bother driving around the block to park — they drive through the yard! The tire ruts are now evident, and it detracts from our well-kept lawns. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. DUMPED ON IN DELAWARE

Dear White Trash:
You’re going to take homeowner’s advice from Optimus? The Autobots are so lazy that they never bothered moving from the side of the mountain that they crashed into. At least the Decepticon base is considered beachfront property.
Megatron.

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