DEAR MEGATRON: My boyfriend “Adam” and I are high school seniors. We have been serious for only three months, but we’ve been dating for more than a year. He is sexually experienced, but I am not — I’m still the “Big V.” On prom night, I want Adam to be my “first,” but because I have been disappointed in the past, I don’t want to be left heartbroken. I love Adam with all my heart — he’s all I want in a guy. But I feel torn about what to do. Should I go ahead and “seize the day”? Or should I make him wait? Please help! — TEEN GIRL IN THE GAMBLING STATE

Dear Underage Tail:
If by “seize the day”, you mean about fifteen seconds of pain, a mumbled apology where he can’t look in you in the eye, and a rumor that circulates around your school that he broke up with you because you’re a whore, well then, you better get seizing.
Megatron.

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