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Making Babies With Sherman

Posted by Megatron on April 5th
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DEAR MEGATRON: I am 21 and have been going out with an older man (17 years older) I’ll call “Sherman” for about a year. He and I are having a baby together in three months. I don’t know if I want to be with Sherman anymore. He keeps telling me that if I want to be with someone more my age — which I do — I should break off before things get worse. He says he’d rather be heartbroken now than have me tell him later that I have found someone else. My friends tell me that if I don’t want to be with Sherman, I should just tell him and go on my way. What do you think I should do? — CONFUSED IN MAINE

Dear Daddy Issues:
This is what your baby will look like:
Drunk Babies
This is where you’ll be living:
Living the Dream
And this is what you’ll look like:
Bald Britney Spears
Good luck.
Megatron.

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