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Restroom Love

Posted by Megatron on 27th March 2007

DEAR MEGATRON: I am in a very awkward situation. I was married last week and am very happy with my new husband, “Ralph.” However, when people ask, “Where did you two meet?” that’s when the glamour shatters. Ralph and I met in a public restroom in a very rundown area that we happened to be vacationing in. Should I just tell them the town? — NEWLYWED IN THE BATHROOM

AJ FrostDear Hot Gay Sex:
The glamour shatters when someone asks where you met? Are you sure it didn’t fall apart as you leaned your tear-stained face against the White Castle bathroom stall while a stranger serviced you through the glory hole?
Megatron.

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