DEAR MEGATRON: My best friend and I are having a big mutual birthday party. It’s going to be a big bash with lots of people, lots of drinking and, of course, the possibility that others may bring drugs. We plan on inviting all our friends. However, we have a few friends who no longer live that kind of lifestyle. Do we still invite our sober friends to this gathering? What do you think? — FRIEND IN NEED IN CALIFORNIA

Dear Let’s Party Like It Is 1999:
Forget the sober friends. The Decepticons want in on this party. Even evil robots need to blow off steam once in a while. Did you know that Soundwave used to be a word class breakdancer? They asked him to star in Breakin’ 3: The Robot-Bobot-Bee. It all ended for Soundwave with a worm gone wrong. I don’t mean the dance move. I mean an actual virus that completely ruined his dancing programming.

Here’s a scene from the set:

This party is going to be off the chain.
Megatron.

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